Early this morning, Arizona senator and presidential hopeful John McCain made his way to the city of Modesto, home to such fine Americans as Scott and Laci Peterson, Gary Condit, and of course everybody's favorite, the Party Mom. Welcome, Mr. Senator!
After a $500-per-plate breakfast (and I thought Starbucks was a ripoff), Senator McCain joined the media for some of his patented "Straight Talk." With a confident smile, he answered some tough questions from local journalists: Give the troop surge a chance! Education is good! Close Guantanamo! Aside from his PR guy telling us not to take pictures of him at the breakfast (which was a little odd), it was a successful trip to the Central Valley for all. He seems like a good guy worthy of respect, unlike a few other politicians in his party that come to mind. Good luck, Mr. Senator!
Oh, and it should be noted that Senator McCain is a close MySpace friend of The Rocky Road Underground:
Thanks for the support, Mr. Senator!
