Working on the sidelines at Ducks games, I have made many friends, and even more enemies. There have been several strange animal-human hybrids that appear to play for the opposing teams. This bizarre genetic resaerch is not only hurting the foundation of what American football is based on, but it's damaging the fabric of our exhistance. One man, one woman, no animals! Thus I displayed my dissatisfaction with a rousing "thumbs down." Take that, genetic athletic department.
