Changes in the Newsroom

As many of you may have heard, we are soon going to be losing a key member to our news team. He has been around for years and his talents and sense of humor have helped build friendships throughout the newsroom. I'm talking, of course, about Beta Tape, or "Tapie", as he's affectionately known around the station. Tapie has decided to take a job at another station, where Lil' Richter's illigitimate father, Normal Size Richter, hired him. Here he can be seen playing in the snow last spring break at Lake Tahoe-

While it is unfortunate that we lose such an important element to our operation, we must continue to look towards the future. Earlier today, Tapie's replacement was introduced to the newsroom. Please allow me to introduce his non-union Mexican equivalent...

Alfonzo Beta, the second cousin of Tapie, was hired earlier today. We are excited to have him as a part of our team and look forward to working with him in the future! Here we see the new chief photographer, Union Yoda, saying goodbye to Tapie as he welcomes Alfonzo to the team.

Tapie and Alfonzo enjoyed a day together as Alfonzo was trained in all the duties that Tapie formally held.
Alfonzo and Tapie, we wish you both the best of luck!!