Photocalypse reporters recently uncovered a secret office romance at a local television station. It has become evident that Beta Tape has become involved with a new mystery woman, known only as Lil' Sav.
Despite Tape's innitial claims that the two were "just friends", Photocalypse photographers caught them secretly playing with toys, eating pudding and even holding hands. The evidence is undeniable.
"She's my sugar momma," Tape told our reporters earlier today. "She treats me right and can dance like a newborn baby. I like that."
Will Beta Tape and Lil' Sav live happily in their new Glenwood estate or is this relationship destined for disaster? We'll keep you updated as details emerge!

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