Boxing Bonaduce

If you've missed his numerous reality shows, radio talk shows and countless appearances here or there, then you may be unaware of the human wrecking machine (known for wrecking himself as well as others) that is former child star Danny Bonaduce.

The 'Duce was passing through Sacramento this holiday season, visiting his new girlfriend's parents in a nearby town. In doing so, he decided to spend his week in Northern California preparing for next month's celebrity rumble: Bonaduce vs. Canseco. Yes, the Godfather of Steroids is squaring off against lil' Danny Partarage. But if you take a look at some of their previous fights on Youtube, you'd discover that Danny's got a fairly impressive record (by celebrity boxing standards), while the Slugger has deflated a bit since his smashing days. Plus, for a 50 year old chain smoker, Bonaduce is pretty cut...

Despite coming up severely short in the height, weight and reach departments compared to Canseco, my money's on ol' Rusty, who in person is exactly as he is anywhere else you may see him, and he seems quite proud of that fact.

Also that there's money to be had... $3000 for wearing a certain brand's mouthguard? Ca-Ching!