Sunday, July 8, 2007

Thunder Valley Sinatorium

One fine summer eve, a group of spunky young lads dropped by a flashy entertainment establishment on the outskirts of their local 'ville. Innocent and bright eyed, they entered this gamery with great hopes of finding happiness and whimsy.

Unbeknownst to them, this inviting abode was in fact a lair of greed and sin. After several hours within the confines of the Thunder Valley Casino, they re-emerged into the world as twisted and hollow shells of their former selves, scarred by the ways of the devil.

While it is too late to save their blackened souls, there may still be time to save yours. Kids, say no to copious amounts of alcohol, gambling and attractive blackjack dealers. If you don't, you could one day wake up to see this as your reflection in the mirror:

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