Movin' the Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a mound of grass amidst the UC Davis campus.

Humpty Dumpty had to be moved because they were building a new law school.

All of Davis' horses and all of Davis' men...

Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty on a stupid steel pole atop a mound of dirt before I had to get to my next story.

I'm sure your bizarre egg statue looks great in its new location. Try sticking to your schedule next time, and perhaps our viewers will get to see a glimpse of it.