It's Gettin Hot in Here

Hooh, it's hot out. And I don't mean "pleasant summer day" hot. No, it's hot. And what better way to spend a day in 100+ degree weather than at a forest fire! Although I must say that last year's fire season began much earlier, so I guess I've got no reason to complain.

So the first major forest fire of the season... We'd better send one of our veteran reporters who knows how to cover all the ins and outs of the story and get the inside scoop or whatever. But who could step up to the challenge?

Hey, how about that tape with a mustache! Yes, Alfonzo was on the front lines of this raging fire near Auburn, ready to jump into action and start asking the tough questions, such as "How did this fire start?" and whatever else you ask at a forest fire.

Hey, a little 400 acre wildfire is a walk in the park for this veteran beta. Heck, he stared down Chuck Liddell and lived to tell the tale.

Now if only he could get that smell of smoke out of his mustache.

Sure, Anderson Cooper might be on the front lines of Iraq or following the president to Africa, but he's got a little competition slowly gaining momentum. Before he knows it, there just might be a prime time hit called "Alfonzo Beta 360". And it will be awesome.