Wednesday, December 31, 2008

2008 Remembered

It's that time of the year again. A time when you look back over what you've done with the year and ask yourself "What the hell did I do with the last year?" 2007 certainly brought with it some wild adventures, and 2006 is a distant memory. So how did 2008's adventures compare? Here's a brief recap of the years highlights.

Feel free to have this song playing in the background as you scroll through.







































Not a bad year for adventurin. Oh, and let's not forget about this little atrocity.

2008, you treated me well. Here's to a 2009 full of interesting times!

Friday, December 26, 2008

Boxing Bonaduce

If you've missed his numerous reality shows, radio talk shows and countless appearances here or there, then you may be unaware of the human wrecking machine (known for wrecking himself as well as others) that is former child star Danny Bonaduce.

The 'Duce was passing through Sacramento this holiday season, visiting his new girlfriend's parents in a nearby town. In doing so, he decided to spend his week in Northern California preparing for next month's celebrity rumble: Bonaduce vs. Canseco. Yes, the Godfather of Steroids is squaring off against lil' Danny Partarage. But if you take a look at some of their previous fights on Youtube, you'd discover that Danny's got a fairly impressive record (by celebrity boxing standards), while the Slugger has deflated a bit since his smashing days. Plus, for a 50 year old chain smoker, Bonaduce is pretty cut...

Despite coming up severely short in the height, weight and reach departments compared to Canseco, my money's on ol' Rusty, who in person is exactly as he is anywhere else you may see him, and he seems quite proud of that fact.

Also that there's money to be had... $3000 for wearing a certain brand's mouthguard? Ca-Ching!

Monday, December 22, 2008

The Great Metallica Adventure

It's been a little while since I've been on a real adventure, but what can I say? It's cold outside, the economy's dragging, and the years ain't treatin' me like they used to. But it's the holidays, goddamnit, so I decided it was time to break out of this rut and get back to what I'm good at: adventuring.

So I took the week off and headed home to the good ol' San Francisco Bay Area with my new pal in tow. I wanted to get a good feel for what this camera could do, so I wandered around and found a local band playing a little show in a small Oakland venue.

Yeah... with some strategic planning, a few pulled strings , and a desperate prayer said more than once, I found myself at the Oracle Arena with this sucker hangin' from my neck-

Now this might be just any old day for your run of the mill news photographer, but I have to say that I am a fan. OK, I'll be honest... in my younger days, I was a major, die-hard fan. I still have a stack of memorabilia sitting in my closet at the parents' house. So yeah, I've seen these guys before. Some people claim that the circus is the greatest show on earth. Others declare it's the Harlem Globetrotters. Well, for my money, you're not gonna see a better live act than Metallica.

So when you tally it up, I suppose this would be the sixth time I've spent time with these folks. Just last year I saw them perform an all-acoustic show as a part of one of Neil Young's benefit concerts. A few years earlier, I caught up with them for a "warm up" show at the legendary Filmore Auditorium in San Francisco. Track it back a few more years, and you'll find me at their collaboration with the San Francisco Symphony Orchestra in Berkeley. I met Lars' dad, who was sitting in front of me, and made several appearances in the DVD of the show. So yes, I suppose you could say I'm a fan.

So, long story short, I got off work at six, and had to high-tail it down to Oakland in weekend traffic to catch the show. A frustrating two hours later, I find myself equipped with a photo pass and a few simple instructions: "First three songs, no flash". I decide I can roll with that, and after the opening acts are finished (which I hear were less than impressive), I'm led out to the front of the stage with a bunch of crusty guys who keep talking about bands they've worked with in the past. Some guy in Oasis seemed to keep coming up, and they all agreed that he was a douchebag. I didn't know anybody in any bands, so I laughed and smiled, and kept checking my watch for when the boys would hit the stage.

The nice thing about Metallica is that their songs aren't all that brief. So the "first three songs" I was promised lasted about half an hour. And I was close... Kirk Hammett almost stepped on my arm during the first song. Awesome.

So three songs later, I'm kicked out of the show. An amazing experience, but I wasn't ready to call it quits. I dumped my camera in the car, found a scalper desperate to unload his remaining tickets, and scored a $80 floor ticket for $50. As I ran back into the coliseum, I passed a line-less beer stand. I promptly grabbed the biggest beer the man could offer me, and I pushed my way towards the stage.

Now, for a lot of bands, you hate to hear them declare that they're "gonna play something from the new album", but I don't think anyone in this sold-out crowd was complaining when they plowed through cut-after-cut from the new album, which is probably their best in the last 20 years. They played at least half of the 10-song album, kicking the show off with the first two tracks on the record.

It was a great show; an excellent mix of new classics and old hits that you need to hear. Blackened, Whiplash, and Creeping Death were offered from the earlier albums, along with the required hits from the Black Album. The Load/Reload years were skipped over (although I will say that there were some great songs from those albums), and one cut from St. Anger was offered as the only song from the last 15 years aside from the new album. When it gets down to it, the new album is a return to their old sound of long, complex songs with wild guitar solos, and that is what the show's setlist focused on. That's definitely the path they needed to take, and it seems clear that they're back in top form.

Following a killer encore of Seek and Destroy, they pummeled birthday boy Lars with pies and silly string, and thanked their hometown crowd for coming out in full force.

After some turbulent years that threatened the demise of the band, it's clear that they're back and better than ever. At the end of the night, it proved to be an excellent show, as well as a most excellent adventure.

Check out the full stash of photo highlights here.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

A Very Arnold Christmas!

It's Christmas time in the Capitol City! It's hard to go anywhere around town without getting a healthy dose of holiday cheer, especially if you frequent the Capitol building, which held its tree lighting ceremony last week!

But we do things differently in Sacramento than you may in your ho-hum town. In addition to the always whimsical presence of governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and the lovely first lady Maria Shriver, and musical performances by Rick Springfield and some god-awful boy band (people still listen to this crap?!), the event was hosted TV heartthrob Mario Lopez!!

Yeah, that's how Christmas is done in the greatest state in the union.

But wait! The holidays aren't only about Christmas! Today, Arnold returned to the West steps of the Capitol for the traditional Lighting of the Menorah.

Sure, it may not have been quite as big of an event, but it did offer Arnold dancing with a bunch of Rabbis, and that is certainly something that the Christmas celebration did not offer. Take that, Lopez!

In case you weren't able to attend, make sure you catch a quick glimpse of Arnold in action. It was one of those special holiday moments that comes but once a year!



I haven't seen Arnold having that much holiday fun since Jingle All the Way!

Immediately following the festive dance, Arnold returned through the doors of the Capitol, marched down the hall, and vetoed an $18 billion package that attempted to solve the budget crisis in California. I guess it would have looked worse if he danced after doing that.

Monday, December 15, 2008

New Toy

Last week, I decided that I needed a new sidekick in adventuring. After consulting with some photography gurus, I decided to hire on this guy, dubbed Big Snappy ("Snapson" and "Snapuel L. Jackson" were also in consideration) :

With little knowledge into the world of digital SLRs, I took Snappy for a test drive around Sacramento.

Still workin' on what this guy's all about, but I think he'll make a worthy sidekick. We already have our first official adventure scheduled for next weekend. If everything plays out as planned, it should make for quite a tale... here's a hint. Also, there have been some rumors floating around about a sequel to a much beloved cult classic... perhaps a Christmas episode? Stay tuned.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

The World Needs A Hero

In a time where the economy is tanking, madmen are running rampant in the streets and corruption flourishes in the highest levels of the government, it has become clear that now is a time where a hero is needed. The fact that The Dark Knight is inching over a billion dollars worldwide shows how desperate people are for someone who can save the day.

But in the real world, who could stand up to the forces of evil?

Who could answer the call to save this country?

Where can we find a millionaire playboy who's willing to risk everything he has to save the world?

He may not resemble an ordinary super hero- he can't fly, shoot lasers from his eyes or talk to fish. He doesn't resemble any of the guys on the dollar bills either. He's not Batman, he's not Superman. He's not George Bush. He's...

That's right, the official Barack Obama comic book has hit store shelves, and they're sellin' like hotcakes!

Facing down evil in all its forms, both foreign and domestic...

...the great Obama travels the country, making people believe, while still finding ways to live up to his Hollywood playboy status:

It's an amazing story, full of whimsey and wonder, and everything you could want from a comic book hero!

Well, to be honest, this issue was a little dull... but I understand that it takes time to build the back-story of a great hero. It was basically an illustrated history of the man's life, drawing largely from his two books (which is where most of the word-bubble quotes came from). Interesting, for sure, but there was a severe lack of BANG! and BIFF! action scenes, he never faced off against the Brotherhood of Mutants, and his ability to bowl seemed highly suspect (a 37? Can we get the man some bumpers on his lane?).

Local comic book fans doubt that it will lead to a series, but with these babies selling out around town, it's something that can only be inevitable.

So be sure to watch your comic book store shelves for next month's issue, where The Incredible Obama searches for truth and justice in the Justice Department. Rumor has it that the writers will reveal Obama's trusty sidekick, The Amazing MouseMan!

Monday, December 8, 2008

Remembering Dime

Fame has gotta be a scary thing. There's a lot of glitz and glamor to it, which is what everybody sees on the magazines and entertainment "news" shows. But in reality, there's a lot of F'd up people in this world, and being in the spotlight tends to draw them out like a moth to a flame.

While driving home tonight, a local radio station pointed out that it was four years ago tonight that legendary rock guitarist Dimebag Darrell was shot and killed in an Ohio nightclub. (If this doesn't ring a bell, get caught up with a bit of news coverage.)

After the breakup of Pantera, he and his brother, drummer Vinnie Paul, formed a group called Damage Plan. As I remember it (and as you can see in that video), a man with a gun stormed the stage during one of their shows and shot him several times, because he believed Dimebag had stolen songs from him. It was a bizarre and senseless murder, and it took the life of an amazing musician.

I was fortunate enough to see Dime in action a handfull of times in my younger days. Back in 1999, they opened for Black Sabbath on their reunion tour, and my high school pals and I nabbed some pretty sweet tickets. During the Sabbath performance, we looked over the side of the bleachers we were sitting in and saw Dimebag and his brother watching the show. My friend grabbed their attention and asked for their autograph. Dimebag shook his head and said "Nah man, you're missing the show" and pointed to the stage, where Ozzy, Tony Iommi, Bill Ward and Geezer Buttler were rockin out to War Pigs. We were young and didn't really understand the significance of seeing Sabbath back together, until we saw our musical idols watching in awe of their musical idols. No ill-will was held for the lack of autographs.

The next year, we were front row for their San Jose show.

Yeah, I know, Dimebag isn't in that picture. Actually, that's just Phil singing with opening act Morbid Angel. Once Pantera came on stage, the crowd got so crazy that I had to move back from the front of the stage before I passed out or was kicked in the head. Hey, I was in high school, and wasn't exactly in the peak physical shape that I am today. It was an awesome show, although singer Phil Anselmo was getting into his 'roid-and-coke-rage-years, and wasn't quite hitting those screaming notes like he used to.

So today is a tragic day in music history. Oh, and it's also the day that John Lennon was shot and killed in 1980, but I didn't have any stories revolving around that. This is why I'm happy to settle for minor fame. The last thing I need is some crazed gunman chasing after me becasue I "stole his blog posts".

On a semi-related note, I got a good, healthy dose of "what the f*ck" today. You hear that story about that teenager that was kidnapped and tortured for a year? Yeah, that happened around here, and I got to spend the day in court with those sick bastards. Seriously, what's wrong with people?